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Song Parodies -> "Oh Anna Nicole."

Original Song Title:

"Cruella De Vil"

Original Performer:

Miscellaneous

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Anna Nicole."

Parody Written by:

Skulk

The Lyrics

I've done this parody of the Cruella De Vil song from 101 Dalmations using Anna Nicole in the place of Cruella. You see, when she was alive she always reminded me of Cruella De Vil from 101 Dalmations (She was pretty much like a real life Cruella De Vil)
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
Good riddance to Anna Nicole

Oh Anna Nicole
Oh Anna Nicole
If she didn't disgust you
No other thing would.
Her presence was enough to make you go "Eeew!"
Oh Anna, Oh Anna Nicole.

Her big puffy lips,
Her long, snake-like hair.
Those who tuned into E! They were always aware.
She was like a vampire waiting to bleed you dry
Good riddance to Anna Nicole.

Oh Anna Nicole
Oh Anna Nicole
If she didn't disgust you
No other thing would.
Her presence was enough to make you go "Eeew!"
Oh Anna, Oh Anna Nicole.

Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh

That vampire bat
That inhuman beast
We are so much more happy because she's deceased.
E! was such a wholesome channel until
Oh Anna, oh Anna Nicole!
Yeah!


Oh Anna Nicole
Oh Anna Nicole
If she didn't disgust you
No other thing would
Her presence was enough to make you go "Eeew!"
Oh Anna, Oh Anna Nicole.

Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
(oooh oh, oooh oh, oooh oh, oooh oh)

At first we thought that Anna was annoying.
But we had all come to really hate her guts.
Her show would drive you nuts
She had no brain, she drove us all insane.
That selfish, self absorbed brat, she was like a diseased rat.
She liked to cheat and lie, and like a vampire she would often bleed you dry!

Oh Anna Nicole
Oh Anna Nicole
If she didn't disgust you
No other thing would
Her presence was enough to make you go "Eeew!"
Oh Anna, Oh Anna Nicole.

Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh (Oh Anna Nicole!)
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh (Oh Anna Nicole!) yeah!
Oooh, ooh oh oh, oooh oh
Good ridance to Anna Nicole!




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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Melanie Lee - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmm...is there more than one version of "Cruella DeVil"? because the one I remember was shorter. Anyway, it's a great idea, and you execute some clever jokes and comparisons. However, I have to penalize you on the pacing; too often you crowd too many syllables into a line. Try to match the pacing of the original more precisely. Also, you don't rhyme, or you don't rhyme enough. How many rhymes and near-rhymes are there for Anna Nicole?: goal, gold, soul, sole, sold, hole, hold, ***hole, patrol, pole, poll, droll, troll, mole, mold, mould...you get the idea. 3-4-4.
UnKnownVO - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
. . .I tend to agree, as this lady was a lot like Jayne Mansfield . . . who was no comparison to ~MM~. Bleached platinun hair, doesn't guarantee class!
Cecil B. Demille - May 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I resemble this parody... Nichole... it's time for your close-up with this 'Five-X' lens...

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