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Song Parodies -> "Fidelity Fiduciary Finch"

Original Song Title:

"Fidelity Fiduciary Bank"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins artists

Parody Song Title:

"Fidelity Fiduciary Finch"

Parody Written by:

Harpo Weezey

The Lyrics

This is about the trial scene in To Kill a Mockingbird. Imagine if Atticus was singing the song! It would be important! Enjoy this crud anyway! (It's about the movie and the book combined)
If you invest your tuppence
In this courthouse I say!
Safe and sound
Soon that tuppence
In the courthouse of trials
Will be gone
And you'll receive this special warning
As the trial is ending
In the hands of Tom Robinson
Who will be shot at 4 AM!
You see, Maycomb Residents, you'll be part of
Olympic games in Greece
Theaters in Italy
Fins of swimming sharks
Magical, self acclaimed wizards
Plantations of sugar cubes and corn
All from raping, actually
Fruitfully frugally raped girl
Prejudice, well, to be specific
In the Ewell's, Taylor's
Radley's, Gilmer's
Fidelity Fiduciary Finch!
Miss Mayella
She just got bruises on her face
On August 21st
She just bloomed into some grace of a generous amount
Unhappily (Un Prejudice? No!)
And you'll achieve my sense of compassion
As your Ewell-ey life expands
To the end of this mockingly trial
That caused everyone to join in
You can realize first and second rapes
Think of the murderers!
Black men! Black women! White men! White women!
Adults! Kids?!
Strategies!
All manner of God's worth!
Courts! The trials!
Handcuffs! Chains!
Jails! Guns! Finches!
You see, my people
Rapes, slowly, cautiously trustingly invested
Well, actually, to be specific
In the Ewell's, Taylor's
Radley's, Gilmer's
Fidelity Fiduciary Finch!

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Pinkie Pie - November 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I can imagine Atticus singing this song and everyone looking confused.

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