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Song Parodies -> "Captain Phasma"

Original Song Title:

"Captain America TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Marvel Superheroes

Parody Song Title:

"Captain Phasma"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More on new Star Wars characters...
When Captain Phasma orders Finn in the field,
On Jakku, he can't kill and it's revealed
He helps Poe- in a T.I.E. is pursued,
Under Hux, Captain Phasma's gonna follow through
FN2187 will be made to yield (or be killed)

Captain Phasma faces her own ordeal,
Captured by Han & Chewy, must drop shields
Han asks Finn what to do
"Throw her down a garbage chute (in her Chromium suit*)"
Who she is, is yet to be revealed...

But she survived!
* her tailored First Order Stormtrooper suit made from stolen Chromium from Emperor Palpatine's person yacht, Imperius!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Rob Arndt - January 01, 2016 - Report this comment
Note: Captain Phasma's name came from JJ Abrams. He thought of the horror movie "Phantasm!" No joke.

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