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Song Parodies -> "Veganman"
Original Song Title:
"Spiderman TV Intro"
Original Performer:
Marvel Superheroes
Parody Song Title:
"Veganman"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Veganman, Veganman
Doesn't eat meat, fish, or dairy brands
No cheeseburgers, any size
What about ketchup on oily fries?
No way! Herbs for the Veganman!
Is he strong? Not that much
He lacks protein, isn't tough
But he'll eat some odd breads
Questionable nutrition
Skin fair, pasty old Veganman!
Always thinks that he's right
Look at the way that he dines
But his diet is too light
Omnivores do just fine...
Veganman, Veganman
Totally delusional Veganman
Who does he blame? Carnivores
BBQs he does abhor
To him, animals are for petting
Not for slaughtering and eating
Pity the poor Veganman!
Doesn't eat meat, fish, or dairy brands
No cheeseburgers, any size
What about ketchup on oily fries?
No way! Herbs for the Veganman!
Is he strong? Not that much
He lacks protein, isn't tough
But he'll eat some odd breads
Questionable nutrition
Skin fair, pasty old Veganman!
Always thinks that he's right
Look at the way that he dines
But his diet is too light
Omnivores do just fine...
Veganman, Veganman
Totally delusional Veganman
Who does he blame? Carnivores
BBQs he does abhor
To him, animals are for petting
Not for slaughtering and eating
Pity the poor Veganman!
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judging by the one 1-vote, I'd say Vegan Minstrel saw this. 455
Possibly Jon, but it was written in a general way based more off the use of the OS. VM did not directly factor into this.
I guess steak & eggs are out of the question for VMan!
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