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Song Parodies -> "Prancing in The Park"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing in The Street"

Original Performer:

Martha Reeves & The Vandellas

Parody Song Title:

"Prancing in The Park"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This is about the viral video "Prancersize". This is an astoundingly goofy fitness regimen performed by a 60 year old woman named Joanne Rohrbach, who sports this peculiar outfit which does a pretty poor job of hiding her, ummm, camel toe. Go to the video and see it for yourself.
Calling out around the web
Are you ready for a fitness lark
Joanna's here and the time is right
For prancin' in the park

She's prancin' on Fox News (Prancin' in the park)
Way down on CNN (Prancin' in the park)
On CNBC

All she needs is music, sweet music
And she got her ankle weights
So let's stop the talkin' and do some walkin'
And prancin' in the park

It doesn't matter 'bout her clothes
Just as long as pudenda shows
So come on, every girl, grab your guys
Everybody, Prancersize!

She'll be prancin', prancin' in the park
This is an invitation, across the nation
A chance to act like a horse
She'll do the prancer trot, it's really hot
With calories burnt, of course

On NBC Today, (Prancin' in the park)
Prancer box on TV, now
Can't forget the prancer gallop
All she needs is music, sweet music
There'll be music everywhere
There'll be pudenda showing and camel toe-in'
And prancin' in the park

It doesn't what she wears
Cause she don't seen self aware
So come on every girl, grab your guys
Everybody, Prancersize

And they're prancin', prancin' in the park
Punch out into space, not in face
She's prancin' in the park
She'll cut away the noose, and let it loose
She's prancin' in the park
Straight from YouTube
To me and you
We're prancin' in the park





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Callmelennie - June 27, 2013 - Report this comment
This site doesn't accept hyperlinks, so just Google "Prancersize" or "Prancersize YouTube" and you're sure to find it. The video's a real hoot; you'll love it
Patrick - June 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Maybe its my job selling WWII artifacts, or my years of reading Rob Arndt's parodies on German weapons, but when I first glanced at the title I thought you wrote "Panzercize". I visualized this woman wearing a black SS tunic and fishnet stocking goose stepping in the park with her right arm raised at a peculiar angle. Come to think of it, that might make an interesting video in its own right.
John Barry - June 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Checked it out. Pretty entertaining.

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