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Song Parodies -> "Man, That Possum Got Creamed"

Original Song Title:

"The Impossible Dream"

Original Performer:

Man of La Mancha'

Parody Song Title:

"Man, That Possum Got Creamed"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

...A tip of my Parody Writer's cap to alvin rhodes for the story that led to this piece...BTW - the OS virtually repeats the lyrics after the first go 'round...so if you sing my version twice through you will have the actual length of the Original Song...I didn't repeat my lyrics again because I thought that might be, well...overkill...lol...
Got creamed
Man, that possum got creamed
No lie
He's all crushed by my door
Right there
Boy, will he stink tomorrow
He's done
Now he's all mush and gore

Tonight
His damn stench will be strong
I think
He got hit by some car
Perhaps
He was too hard of hearing
It seems
He did not hear that car

That's my best guess...
Did not see that car
Got splattered on highway
Smushed into road tar

A frightening sight
Head mixed with his paws
Now I'm ready to barf
from the smell
Yes, I'll heave - with good cause

Chunks I'll blow
As I stare at this goo
At this gawd-awful mess
That though parts of this possum I found
I will not find the rest...

Once I hurl
I'll feel better than this
In the can
Knelt on floor there to barf
That possum
All squished; looked like porridge
Because
He did not see that car!!!

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alvin rhodes - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
nice job....it has indeed been the year of the possum for me
John Barry - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Possum--it's what's for dinner!
Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Lunch for the black crows
Lunch for the black crows
Lunch for the black crows in these olden smears
Adagio - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You certainly know how to kill an appetite! : D 5's
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, it's really im-possum-ble to adequately express my gratitude for your kind votes and comments...Pat, I certainly hope you weren't about to dig into some sort of possum souffle when you read this...lol ~ ~ ~
MasonR - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
mmmm....roadkill!
2Eagle - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Eeeewwww! I remember the time a bunch of possums got under my washer and dryer and died. Thank heavens for the Burbank animal control dept..
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason! 2Eagle - Yeah, definintely an "Eeewwww" situation.
Peregrin - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Paul, good one. I gave it 5's :)
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Per ~ ~ ~
Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious classic.
Paul Robinson - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry ~ ~ ~

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