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Song Parodies -> "Damn Moose & Squirrel; Always They're Keekeeng Ou"

Original Song Title:

"Younger Girl"

Original Performer:

Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Moose & Squirrel; Always They're Keekeeng Ou"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

More misfortune for cartoon spies Boris & Natasha - based on their characters from the TV Cartoon show of WAAAYY back in the early 60's, not the "Stupeed Movee" from a few years back. The "Narrator" here is, of course, the one and only "Boris Badenov", zo pleese allow for heese spellink and accent ~ ~ ~ FYI - Since I see the full title may not fit I'll repeat it here: "Damn Moose & Squirrel; Always They're Keekeeng Our Behinds". I'll put a couple "definitions" down in the "Bottom Comments" section ~ ~ ~ HMMMM...I'm not sure if this got submitted when I clicked to do so at the bottom...ChuckyG - if this is a duplication, please delete this version. Thanks, Paul R.
That damn Moose and Squirrel; always they screw up theengs
I deespise them both; they do always foiyel mee
I curse them, then I say
"Them again; Damn...Oy vey..."

Moose and Squirrel; always foiyeleeng each plan of mine
Don't matter what plots I try
Seems my scheemes always somehow go awry
Fearless Leeader reeminds
"Don't let me down
If you do, much beeg trouble"
at that I do frown
Damn Moose and Squirrel; always keekeeng on our beehinds

Natasha says "Wee must find
some vaay to make our scheemes work thees time "
[2 soft acoustic balalaika lines - Boris muttering "I dunno how" to them]
Damn Moose and Squirrel; always they keek on our beehinds...

Come up weeth great plan
should toss een the toilet
"Cause damn Moose and Squirrel
I know somehow they weell foiyel eet
I sigh...
Ooh! Reeally hate squirrel that flies

Moose and Squirrel, they haunt mee; theenk I am damned
I plot and plan the whole night
Eet don't matter; they weell deesrupt my plans
Een the back of my mind
thees thought makes mee frown
"theenk I'm now een beeg trouble
Fearless Leader weell now
Deespatch mee; to Siberia to be confined

[bottom section - each line quieter out to fade]
That damn Moose and Squirrel; always they foiyeled our scheemes
Natasha screams at mee
"keeep deeeging latreene..."
"You shut up now, I say..."
"foiyeleeng" = "foiling", "weell" = "will", Oh, jeez, I think you can probably figure out the rest ~ ~ ~

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Mr. Critic - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Duplicate submission, eh?
Tommy Turtle - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Should I repeat the comment I made at the first post of this parody today? :) :)
Stuart McArthur - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Just watch me pull these 5s out of a hat, Rocky. (D'oh, that trick never works) - takes me right back to those innocent days, paul - 555
Paul Robinson - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, this is ALMOST ended up with DUPLICATE entries because I walked away after I submitted last night and had apparently clicked "back" before I did that...came back to my PC 30 minutes so later and thought that maybe I hadn't submitted it yet...THEN I was typing a note to ask ChuckyG to delete this one...and got distracted...came back here 30 minutes or so later...and thought I was on the "Previous" Screen and had already sent this note...which I just had to re-type since it went away after I left the screen without submitting...ANYWAY - CHUCKY - PLEASE DELETE THIS VERSION. Thanks, Paul R. OH...Stuart & TT - THANKS AGAIN...hope you see this before it goes away...
TT - April 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Missed the ADD meds, huh?

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