Song Parodies -> Judy's Got A Knife
| Original Song Title: | "Judy's Turn To Cry" |
| Original Performer: | Lesley Gore |
| Parody Song Title: | "Judy's Got A Knife" |
| Parody Written by: | Nut Roll |
Oh Heck ! now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee
Oh, when Judy found out about me and Johnny
And I came back wearing his ring
She tried to scratch my eyes out
And called me a slutty thing
Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee
Well, she threatened to hurt me when she saw us dance together
She started making a scene.
Then sliced my ears like pork chops
and jabbed my spleen
Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee
Oh, one night she got pissed at a party
And stabbed some other guy
Johnny jumped up and she nipped him,
Then he started to scream and cry
Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee
Whoa, now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee
Oh, when Judy found out about me and Johnny
And I came back wearing his ring
She tried to scratch my eyes out
And called me a slutty thing
Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee
Well, she threatened to hurt me when she saw us dance together
She started making a scene.
Then sliced my ears like pork chops
and jabbed my spleen
Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee
Oh, one night she got pissed at a party
And stabbed some other guy
Johnny jumped up and she nipped him,
Then he started to scream and cry
Now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
And now Johnny has to sit down to pee
Whoa, now Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
Judy's got a knife
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