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Song Parodies -> "21st Century Eskimo"

Original Song Title:

"21st Century Schizoid Man"

Original Performer:

King Crimson

Parody Song Title:

"21st Century Eskimo"

Parody Written by:

Jake Small

The Lyrics

You think your real hot shit, don't you Peter Sinfield?
Numb foot, cold palm
I am freezing but must keep calm
build a fire to me warm
21st Century Eskimo

Blood Blue, I'm tired
blazing wind blows out the fire
but my fur coat is good attire
21st century Eskimo

Cold Sneeze Allergies
artic Life, no thank you please
last words I say before I freeze
21st Century Eskimo

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jake Small - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This is my first parody ever. I understand now I could have done it better. Perhaps a little bit more vocabulary. I could of said Icy Palm instead of cold palm. But other than that, I think I did a decent job here. Very cute, I think.
g95f59 - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment

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