The Lyrics
[Johnny D]
Let's start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you sing you begin with
[Rick D]
Do, Re, Mi
[Johnny D]
When you write parodies
It's a-few-see
[Parody Writers]
A-few-see?
[Johnny D]
A-few-see
The first three words just happen to be
A-few-see
[Parody Writers]
A-few-see!
[Johnny D:]
A-few-see-K-Y-oh-you!
[spoken]
Oh, let's see if I can make it easier
[sung]
"A", a word, pronounced like "eh"
"Few", not many or a lot
"See", what eyes can do with light
"K", a Kangaroo named "Spot"
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
And that brings us back to "A"-eh-eh-eh!
[Rick D]
A!
[Johnny D]
A word, pronounced like "eh"
[Two Parody Writers]
Few!
[Johnny D]
Not many or a lot
[Three Parody Writers]
See!
[Johnny D]
What eyes can do with light
[Four Parody Writers]
K!
[Johnny D]
A Kangaroo named "Spot"
[All]
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
And that brings us back to "A"!
[Parody Writers]
"A", a word, pronounced like "eh"
"Few", not many or a lot
"See", what eyes can do with light
"K", a Kangaroo named "Spot"
[All]
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
[Johnny D]
And that brings us back to "A"!
A-few-see-K-Y-oh-you
Hey!
O-kay!
[spoken]
Now, Parody Writers, a-few-see-K,
and so on, are only some of the tools you can use to write a parody.
Once you have them in your heads,
you can come up with a million similar words and sounds by mixing things up!
Like this:
[sung]
Blow-hole, ca-ca, meat, ho, gay
[Spoken]
Can you do that?
[sung]
[Parody Writers]
Blow-hole, ca-ca, meat, ho, gay
[Johnny D]
Blow-hole, cocky ho, pay ho
[Parody Writers]
Blow-hole, cocky ho, pay ho
[Johnny D]
[spoken]
Now, put it all together!
[All]
[sung]
Blow-hole, ca-ca, meat, ho, gay
Blow-hole, cocky ho, pay ho!
[Johnny D]
[spoken]
Good!
[Rick D]
But it doesn't mean anything!
[Johnny D]
So we put in words.
One word for every note.
Like this:
[sung]
When you hide your true meaning,
You can post most anything!
[Together]
[All]
"A", a word, pronounced like "eh"
"Few", not many or a lot
"See", what eyes can do with light
"K", a Kangaroo named "Spot"
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
That will bring us back to "A"-eh-eh-eh!
A-few-see-K-Y-oh-you, whoah!
Blo, me, lass, go, far, please, hey
(Blo, me, go, far, go, hey, go!)
Blo-me-me
Me-blo-blo
Hey-far-far
Ah-please-please
Blo-me-me
Me-blo-blo
Hey-far-far
Ah-please-please
When you (Blo-me-me)
Hide your (Me-blo-blo)
True meaning (Hey-far-far, Ah-please-please)
You can post most anything!
"A", a word, pronounced like "eh"
"Few", not many or a lot
"See", what eyes can do with light
"K", a Kangaroo named "Spot"
"Y", the letter before Z
"Oh", a word that rhymes with go
"You", a person that you see
That will bring us back to "A"-eh-eh-eh!
A-few-see-K-Y-oh-you, whoah!
So blow, ha ha, me, blooooooooooow...
So, blow!