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Song Parodies -> "Big Bad Foot"

Original Song Title:

"Big Bad John"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Dean

Parody Song Title:

"Big Bad Foot"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Big foot,
Big foot,

Woke up with this foot a' mine - swollen like a beehive
I stand six foot six, that dog was three foot wide
Pushed the broad from my shoulder, give the bed rail a grip
Tried to get out 'a bed, but I just couldn't lift, that big foot

Big foot, (Big foot)
Big bad foot
(Big foot)

Thought, one thing I can do, Doc Jones, call him
Nurse tells me he's out 'a town - says here's doctor Kim
"My foot's swollen much" I said, "can you tell me why?"
"Sounds like you got the gout" came his reply..for big foot

He said stop eatin' meat, and switch to greens
Chomp on lettuce and peas, a lots of Lima beans
Use a single crutch, it'll help ya' stand
Keep your booziin' light and mellow, and we'll shrink that damn
Big foot

Big foot, (Big foot)
Big ol' foot
(Big foot)

I spend two weeks followin' the doctor's line
And I'm protein starved, so bad felt like cryin'
Swollen foot stays there - looks like a pink cat
I lose 'bout twenty pounds, it's all belly fat,
Not foot

Through the cuss and choke of this doc made hell
Drag my giant of a foot, sound the neighbors know well
Armed with crutchin' timber, give out lotta' groans
Lay around day and night, chattin' on cell phones
Big foot

Big foot, ( Big foot)
Heavy foot.
(Big foot)

I'd fin'lly had enough, a plan I'm thinkin' of,
To my friend, I yell out, "Bring car, give ass a shove!"
I steer that sucker, like a lancer'd knave
With my normal foot, gas and brake to save, big foot

Mid jerks and whimpers, I head in to town
Got other drivers just dodgin' around
My old suv growls mean like a lion
Fill a parkin' spot beside the medical sign, of Doc Kim's

Big foot, ( Big foot)
Painful foot.
(Big foot)

Doc checks and says, "Infection..not gout, is it!"
And I aim my giant foot, where feet should'nt fit,
Now he can't sit down, he has to stand
Cause in the bottom of his butt is my Big foot, man
Big foot

Big foot, (Big foot)
Real Big foot,
(Big foot)

(Big foot)
No gout foot

(Damn doctors!!)

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