-> "Me and Hillary C."
Original Song Title:
"Me and Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Me and Hillary C."
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Livin' large in Little Rock, gov'ner's residence
But you know me, I've only just begun
I love the thought of livin' life at taxpayers' expense
And I can't wait to get to Washington
I take inspiration from my cherished Manifesto
I'll govern using secrecy and stealth
My whole body tingles when I'm reading Marx & Engels 'cuz
I dream I'm redistributing your wealth
Profit's just a dirty word that means the same as greed
Here's somethin' I wish everyone had learned:
From each & his abilities, to each for every need
(Except where cattle futures are concerned.
Just rig the deal so I get huge returns)
From my eight years in the White House
to my New York Senate race
I've always dreamed of ruling on my own,
I'm Hitler in a pantsuit, Stalin in white lace.
Or a chubby Isabel Peron
I know you folks don't trust me, that's what the polls all say
I'm a power-hungry liar and a pretend wife
Watch me take your Constitution and your Bill of Rights away
when I proclaim myself Empress for life
Freedom's just another word for things you'll do without
Communes should replace community
Taking for the common good, that's what I'm all about
'Cuz ownership and private property
don't mean a thing to Hillary RC
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la la
La la la la etc...
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