-> "Rump Will Lose Carolina"
Original Song Title:
"Carolina In My Mind"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rump Will Lose Carolina"
The Lyrics
Holding slime,
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Mark wants to go back
Back to the days
When fems couldn't vote
That dude is catching much flack
The result is sure to be
Bringing Rump down, no lie
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
There's no doubt
In any sane mind
That slavery was the worst thing
Slavery sure wasn't kind
Yet Mark praised it to his choir
Rump sticks with the guy
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Holding slime,
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Mark said he's a black Nazi
With that you could hear
His chances falling
Conald Grump sticks with the creep
These signs are likely omens, yay
Rump's going, going to lose Carolina
Holding slime
That unholy priest
Liked to visit porn sites freely
Posting perverted shit
Now he's ruined
But Agent Orange
Will put up with whatever
Embraces the freak
'Cause of it, Rump has lost Carolina
Holding slime
Holding slime,
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Can't win White House
Without 'Lina Coons
Without Carolina women
Rump's ruined
He can't win White House
Without Carolina coons
He can't win it, no way
No, no, he can't win it again
Without 'Lina blacks and women
He's ruined
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