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Song Parodies -> "Parody Writer Needs A Rhyme Machine"

Original Song Title:

"The Time Machine"

Original Performer:

HP Lovecraft

Parody Song Title:

"Parody Writer Needs A Rhyme Machine"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

FYI - The Original Song here is a novelty piece that Dr. Demento used to play quite often back in the early 70's when I first discovered his show. I don't know if he still plays it.
Writer's want a Rhyme Machine
Sometimes the rhymes you have don't mean
what you're trying to say; you just have crap then
You don't like the looks of it
What you have now doesn't fit
In your mind
you struggle; you can't win
A futile scene
(stuff here reads like "poo")
You wish your mind could see a
fix to this Rhyme scheme

[change tempo and pace]

This trash bites
not right
You're stressing
"Swines", not "Pearls"
It's Depressingso depressingit's distressing

[back to original song tempo and pace]

You don't feel too bright tonight
The stuff you wrote just seems real trite
You're not sure you'll post this new submission
(it's tired stuff that seems old)
Set to toss it to the floor
Read it through, it's such a bore
Aim for the can
Next stop is the "Trash Bin"
What you wrote stinks
(that's how it seems)

You wish your mind could see a
fix to this Rhyme scheme (No!)

Your parody when read screams
"Toss in the latrine"

You need a Special Rhyme
that still says what you mean

(You no got!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 5   3

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Adagio - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I feel like dancing to that song, your parody says what I feel about mine sometimes...just too trite. 5's
alvin rhodes - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
divine...its fine...this time...sublime
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I like that Rhyme Scheme, alvin ~ ~ ~
Lionel Mertens - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment works for me. 5's
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel...I prefer the old-fashioned way...I walk 5 miles uphill with my empty pail and fetch rhymes out of the river...then carry them back...uphill, too - as I recall ~ ~ ~
Lionel Mertens - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe that's why my parodies "pail" in comparison to yours. Oh well, I still like to try and have some fun.

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