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Song Parodies -> "You're a Mean One, Dr. Phil"

Original Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

Original Performer:

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Parody Song Title:

"You're a Mean One, Dr. Phil"

Parody Written by:

Strange James

The Lyrics

The most jerky man on TV finally gets his just deserts.
You’re a mean one, Dr. Phil
You just make my skin crawl
It’s your condescending banter
And your nasty southern drawl Dr. Phil
Your soul is as black as a #8 billiards ball!

You’re a sick one, Dr. Phil
I don’t know where to start
You make all the guests that are on your show
Want to make you smell their farts Dr. Phil
If there was any gross part of your body, it’d probably be your heart!

You make me vomit, Dr. Phil
You’re the kind I really dread
From your cheap Italian loafers
To your ever balding head Dr. Phil
I bet you are the father of that one idiot named Fred!

You’re a vile one, Dr. Phil
You’re losing all your hair
Your mind is full of messed up thoughts
You’re ego’s way up there Dr. Phil
There’s three words you probably say in your mind and I’ll quote “I Don’t Care!”

You’re a bad egg, Dr. Phil
You think it’s all a game
You insult all of your guests
For your 60 minutes of fame Dr. Phil
You’re the one TV host I wouldn’t hesitate to maim

No one likes you, Dr. Phil
You make the Grinch seem sweet
You have a superiority complex
But what makes you so elite Dr. Phil?
If all the world was food, You’d be a rotten piece of meat!

You read it, you can't unread it!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Not so Strange after all, James! Good job, and I'm glad to see that somebody else has also gotten his "Phil" of that windbag! ;D
Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
You fried that rotten piece of meat. And yet you also served that dish cold. Which makes this next comment all the more ironic: Well done.
Send him back 2 Texas - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Anointed by Oprah, annoying the masses. 555
Strange James - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
My, I didn't know it'd get this much reception! Time to throw out the cable TV!
pickle - December 18, 2010 - Report this comment
His equal in the UK could be Jeremy Kyle.
Strange James - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Pickle, would you prefer him or America's TV equivalent of a seasick crocodile?
Phil hater - February 08, 2021 - Report this comment
Glad that I'm not the only one who hates that damn Phil.

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