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Song Parodies -> "Rancher Brown, This Veal's Too Cute To Slaughter"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Brown, You Have A Lovely Daughter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Rancher Brown, This Veal's Too Cute To Slaughter"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

rancher brown, this veal's too cute to slaughter
calves as fine as they are something rare
they're so sad...won't grow to be a cow
when they get old enough
folks carve them up and dine

mother wants to buy your meat...i fought her
but she went and bought it just the same
things have changed...i will not eat beef now
i've eaten cows enough
i'll stick to fowl and swine

walkin' is out...strolling's not allowed, well...
they lie about...does this make you...feel proud ?

if mom finds that i've been 'round to see you
she will think that i have lost my mind
can't go on...these veal have broke my heart
the thought of losin' them sends shivers down my spine

rancher brown, this veal's too cute to slaughter
rancher brown, this veal's too cute to slaughter
rancher brown, this veal's too cute to slaughter

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Jack Wilson - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL This is awesome, 5's
Meriadoc - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... looks like we may have to put our 'slaughter' parody on the back burner for awhile - hee hee... :-)
south park al - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, jack and merry....sorry if i slaughtered out of turn
Guy - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Suddenly I'm feeling like some veal parmasan. 5 pounds veal cutlet ought to do it.
Jan Unwin - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever, especially love the title.

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