-> "Rancher Brown, This Veal's Too Cute To Slaughter"
Original Song Title:
"Mrs. Brown, You Have A Lovely Daughter"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rancher Brown, This Veal's Too Cute To Slaughter"
The Lyrics
rancher brown, this veal's too cute to slaughter
calves as fine as they are something rare
they're so sad...won't grow to be a cow
when they get old enough
folks carve them up and dine
mother wants to buy your meat...i fought her
but she went and bought it just the same
things have changed...i will not eat beef now
i've eaten cows enough
i'll stick to fowl and swine
walkin' is out...strolling's not allowed, well...
they lie about...does this make you...feel proud ?
if mom finds that i've been 'round to see you
she will think that i have lost my mind
can't go on...these veal have broke my heart
the thought of losin' them sends shivers down my spine
rancher brown, this veal's too cute to slaughter
rancher brown, this veal's too cute to slaughter
rancher brown, this veal's too cute to slaughter
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