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Song Parodies -> "Hilary, the First"

Original Song Title:

"Henry, the Eighth"

Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Hilary, the First"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Hilary, the First by Jeffrey Moran

I am Hilary, the First, I am.
Hilary, the First, I am, I am.
I will be the president, Oh, Great,
If you vote for me Nov 8.

And, everyone, vote for Hilary,
You wouldn’t want a Donald or a Ted.
I’ll be the first president named Hilary.
Hilary, the First, I said.

Second verse, changed from the first:

I am Hilary, the First, I am,
Hilary, the First, I am, I am.
Emails, scandals, et ceteroo,
Are no problem for the voters who

Elected me their nation’s head.
They wouldn’t have a Donald or a Ted.
I’ll be the first president named Hilary.
Hilary, the First, I am.

H-I-la-R-Y (Hilary)
Hilary (Hilary).
Hilary, the First, I am.

Copyright 2016 by Jeffrey Moran

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 10

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Lou - August 08, 2016 - Report this comment
You could at least spell her first name right. It's Hillary, not Hilary. No hilarity here.
Verman's Varmints - August 08, 2016 - Report this comment
This is an lower class English drinking song, you 'ave to drop the "h" ......... Oym 'illary the eighth oy yam; 'illary the 8th Oy yam Oy yam; Oy caught Willie with another cheap 'ore; 'e's been 'umping seven times before. And ev'ry slut was an 'illary ('illary!) 'e wouldn't have a Molly or a Pam (no Pam!) Oym 'is eighth best bird Oym 'illary; 'illary the eighth Oy yam.
Patrick - August 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Verman's comment is even better than the parody.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - August 14, 2016 - Report this comment
Patrick is right that Verman has done a fine job; but a direction to sing with a Cockney accent might be better than repeating the irritating "Oy Yam". Dr Jeff has some great ideas, but why can't he hone his pacing? E.g. "president" in L3 of most of the choruses should be shortened to "Pres". Why don't you sing your songs first yourself before making us try to sing them? 5s nonetheless.

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