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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Skirt Anymore"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Hurt Anymore"

Original Performer:

Hank Snow (recently by Martina McBride)

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Skirt Anymore"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I don't skirt anymore,
As I once used to do
Those red dresses I wore
Gave to my sister Sue..
Neighbors called me a hag,
Old cross-dresser next door
I stopped cruisin' in drag
I don't skirt anymore..

No use to deny,
I loved to fly high,
Flaunting my feminine fling
Hangin' in bars, wavin' to cars,
Now I've seeked out counseling..
Shines a new sexual dawn,
With my wife, learned to score
No more fetish goes on,
I don't skirt anymore..

Silk sheer and high heels
Had special appeals
So did black net pantyhose
Smeared on lipstick, guess I was sick
Now, I'm the thorn, not the rose..
Show a whole different side
I kept hidden before,
Perk my masculine pride
I don't skirt anymore..

Perk my masculine pride
I don't skirt anymore..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Andria - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW, somehow I don't picture you as a transvestite in real life, but you still did a good job on your parody. 5s.
AFW - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria..and no, this is not autobiographical
TrailerParkHOstess - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Some say he's crazzzy, but my FishNets I 'll keep! . . . Can't help, Lovin' that Guy in a doubleWide
AFW - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC
Dave W. - February 02, 2011 - Report this comment
No use to deny...I always like the way Hank sang this song.......Nice one AFW
TrailHerHo - February 02, 2011 - Report this comment
This stll sounds good, Sir L'air de farce, ~El Satyr Major~ !

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