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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Skirt Anymore"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Hurt Anymore"
Original Performer:
Hank Snow (recently by Martina McBride)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Skirt Anymore"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I don't skirt anymore,
As I once used to do
Those red dresses I wore
Gave to my sister Sue..
Neighbors called me a hag,
Old cross-dresser next door
I stopped cruisin' in drag
I don't skirt anymore..
No use to deny,
I loved to fly high,
Flaunting my feminine fling
Hangin' in bars, wavin' to cars,
Now I've seeked out counseling..
Shines a new sexual dawn,
With my wife, learned to score
No more fetish goes on,
I don't skirt anymore..
Silk sheer and high heels
Had special appeals
So did black net pantyhose
Smeared on lipstick, guess I was sick
Now, I'm the thorn, not the rose..
Show a whole different side
I kept hidden before,
Perk my masculine pride
I don't skirt anymore..
Perk my masculine pride
I don't skirt anymore..
As I once used to do
Those red dresses I wore
Gave to my sister Sue..
Neighbors called me a hag,
Old cross-dresser next door
I stopped cruisin' in drag
I don't skirt anymore..
No use to deny,
I loved to fly high,
Flaunting my feminine fling
Hangin' in bars, wavin' to cars,
Now I've seeked out counseling..
Shines a new sexual dawn,
With my wife, learned to score
No more fetish goes on,
I don't skirt anymore..
Silk sheer and high heels
Had special appeals
So did black net pantyhose
Smeared on lipstick, guess I was sick
Now, I'm the thorn, not the rose..
Show a whole different side
I kept hidden before,
Perk my masculine pride
I don't skirt anymore..
Perk my masculine pride
I don't skirt anymore..
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AFW, somehow I don't picture you as a transvestite in real life, but you still did a good job on your parody. 5s.
Thanks, Andria..and no, this is not autobiographical
Some say he's crazzzy, but my FishNets I 'll keep! . . . Can't help, Lovin' that Guy in a doubleWide
Thanks, LCC
No use to deny...I always like the way Hank sang this song.......Nice one AFW
This stll sounds good, Sir L'air de farce, ~El Satyr Major~ !
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