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Song Parodies -> "Nitwits Rob Fives Man"

Original Song Title:

"Wichita Lineman"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Nitwits Rob Fives Man"

Parody Written by:

Ones Who Don't Ply Mindless Ones

The Lyrics

guy is a fives man, but some counting
have in mind a nate’ load
handing out the ones are some dumbf*** grotesque nodes
these creeps are slinking from the mire
have they fear of giving fives?
ghastly nitwits rob fives man
mindless yet alive

it’s cuz they’re free of cerebration
i.e., minus a brain
it’s naught they know because from south
upwards stools to head drained

these dopes it seems just want to rob you
steering clear of giving fives
rancid idjits rob fives man
they’re illness that thrives

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Reader - June 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Thottless writer.
Jonathan - June 25, 2013 - Report this comment
hmm... the title looks very familiar "checks comments for 'Southern Drawl Rhyme Man'" oh... 5's

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