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Song Parodies -> "Scratcher the Evil Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Scratcher the Evil Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Kyubey Bros

The Lyrics

I remember seeing Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July every holiday season on ABC Family when I was younger and my favorite character was Scratcher the reindeer who was absolutely hilarious and far cooler than Rudolph and I think he should have gotten a song that would make him proud.
You know Rudolph that red-nosed reindeer hero
The one was able to save Christmas for everyone
But you'd better not forget
The most hateful reindeer of all

Scratcher the evil Reindeer
Was a very spiteful animal
And if you ever saw him
You would run away right now

None of the other reindeer
Could stand to tolerate Scratcher
They wouldn't dare let Scratcher
Pull Santa's sleigh at all

Then one miserable Christmas Eve
Winterbolt gave his order
"Scratcher with your heart so cold
Won't you dim Rudolph's nose for good?"

Then how the reindeer feared him
As they all cowered in fear
Scratcher the evil reindeer
You will pay for what you did

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rankin Bass - December 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks probably why I never cared for "Rudolph and Frosty" as a holiday movie. Winterbolt was defeated, but what the heck happened to Scratcher? That reindeer must be driving Santa's "naughty" sleigh. .
Jonathan - December 26, 2017 - Report this comment
didn't vote, since the pacing/lyrics seemed kind of off... however, I will say it's nice to see more appreciation for this special! as a wee lad, I hated the darker atmosphere around it, compared to the other Rudolph and/or Frosty specials. now, I love it for that very reason! hope you had a Merry Christmas and here's wishing you a happy new year!

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