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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Bills"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Bills"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
Submitted and produced on Q104.3 NYC
Dashing thru the malls,
Knocking people out of my way,
Thru the stores I go,
Charging more each day
Bells on registers ring,
The owners swell with pride,
When I get home at the end of the day,
I think I'm gonna find
(Chorus)
Christmas Bills,
Christmas Bills,
Never go away
Just when you thought you paid one off,
There's ten more bills to pay,
HEY!
Christmas Bills,
Christmas Bills,
Most hated time of year
Just makes me want to fall right down,
And drown in Christmas cheer!!!!!
Knocking people out of my way,
Thru the stores I go,
Charging more each day
Bells on registers ring,
The owners swell with pride,
When I get home at the end of the day,
I think I'm gonna find
(Chorus)
Christmas Bills,
Christmas Bills,
Never go away
Just when you thought you paid one off,
There's ten more bills to pay,
HEY!
Christmas Bills,
Christmas Bills,
Most hated time of year
Just makes me want to fall right down,
And drown in Christmas cheer!!!!!
Copyright 2004
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Too many syllables on some lines, but funny idea and so true.
It was one of the first parodies that wrote(over 18 years ago). Funny story about it. I use to sing it around the holidays with the kids in the car, and they always laughed about it. Then, a few years ago, they suggested that I should do something with it. I sent it into a radio station, and they recorded it, played it, and gave me credit on the air. It was my defining "parody" moment!!!
My video of this parody is now posted in "Recordings".
That was funny.
Thanks, Cody. i posted a video of this as well...
Ironic I read this right after submitting my new parody "Christmas Shopping", set to "Winter Party" by Breakerz. You should check mine out when it gets uploaded (hopefully) tomorrow. You wrote this 18 years ago? I think one of my first song parodies was "The Devil Went Down To Gamestop" which was written when I was about 13 (I'm 15 now) and is yet to be posted. 555
Thanks, DJ! Surprisingly enough, I sent it into a radio station, and they produced it and played it on air. It's posted here:
http://www.amiright.com/performances/items/performances_1248321649.shtml
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