Song Parodies -> Hung Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Young Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hung Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | South Park Al |
cartman's mom is a hermaphrodite
hung girl...i must have been blind
my love for you has been undermined
you were fun, girl...but too well hung, girl
with all the charms of a woman
you kept the secret of your root
i see, but can't believe...
your dork and muff...i called your bluff
and you've got testicles, to boot
oh...hung girl...its bigger than mine
it looks like you have sets of each kind
i've got one, girl...you're too well hung, girl
beneath your nightgown and panties
you've got a penis tucked inside
i watch it grow
you're as long as me...this just can't be
i cannot look between your thighs
oh...hung girl, you start to unwind
i'm groping you and what do i find ?
we are done, girl...you're too well hung, girl
you're both a papa and mama
i have to wonder what you are
i'm full of fear
i'm so confused this time...i've lost my mind
and i'm afraid my psyche's scarred
oh...hung girl, i thought you looked fine
but this won't do...its so out of line
i was stunned, girl...you're too well hung, girl
my love for you has been undermined
you were fun, girl...but too well hung, girl
with all the charms of a woman
you kept the secret of your root
i see, but can't believe...
your dork and muff...i called your bluff
and you've got testicles, to boot
oh...hung girl...its bigger than mine
it looks like you have sets of each kind
i've got one, girl...you're too well hung, girl
beneath your nightgown and panties
you've got a penis tucked inside
i watch it grow
you're as long as me...this just can't be
i cannot look between your thighs
oh...hung girl, you start to unwind
i'm groping you and what do i find ?
we are done, girl...you're too well hung, girl
you're both a papa and mama
i have to wonder what you are
i'm full of fear
i'm so confused this time...i've lost my mind
and i'm afraid my psyche's scarred
oh...hung girl, i thought you looked fine
but this won't do...its so out of line
i was stunned, girl...you're too well hung, girl
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Good. Lord. That is HILARIOUS!
Twisted but terrific! 555
Well sung!
Classic.
The first stanza alone is good enough for 5s...on the whole, though...this is pant-wetting funny...I love how you changed the chorus every time...and perfect pacing, too!! Excellent...5s!
thank you leo, kristof, john, mac and arwen for the kind comments...i'm glad you enjoyed......
SPA - You are so whacked. This is hilarious. Well done!
It took balls to post this one! Good job!
thanks, guy and johnny
South Al - 5's. That is a wild show. I shoulda watched it more when I still had cable.
This one just laid me (in the aisles)!
Hilarious, dude!
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