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Song Parodies -> "Hung Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett And The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Hung Girl"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

cartman's mom is a hermaphrodite
hung girl...i must have been blind
my love for you has been undermined
you were fun, girl...but too well hung, girl

with all the charms of a woman
you kept the secret of your root
i see, but can't believe...
your dork and muff...i called your bluff
and you've got testicles, to boot

oh...hung girl...its bigger than mine
it looks like you have sets of each kind
i've got one, girl...you're too well hung, girl

beneath your nightgown and panties
you've got a penis tucked inside
i watch it grow
you're as long as me...this just can't be
i cannot look between your thighs

oh...hung girl, you start to unwind
i'm groping you and what do i find ?
we are done, girl...you're too well hung, girl

you're both a papa and mama
i have to wonder what you are
i'm full of fear
i'm so confused this time...i've lost my mind
and i'm afraid my psyche's scarred

oh...hung girl, i thought you looked fine
but this won't do...its so out of line
i was stunned, girl...you're too well hung, girl

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Leo Jay - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good. Lord. That is HILARIOUS!
Kristof Robertson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Twisted but terrific! 555
John Barry - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well sung!
mac - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Classic.
Arwen - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
The first stanza alone is good enough for 5s...on the whole, though...this is pant-wetting funny...I love how you changed the chorus every time...and perfect pacing, too!! Excellent...5s!
south park al - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you leo, kristof, john, mac and arwen for the kind comments...i'm glad you enjoyed......
Guy - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
SPA - You are so whacked. This is hilarious. Well done!
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
It took balls to post this one! Good job!
south park al - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, guy and johnny
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
South Al - 5's. That is a wild show. I shoulda watched it more when I still had cable.
Peregrin - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This one just laid me (in the aisles)!
Rod W - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious, dude!

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