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Song Parodies -> "It's A Knocked Up Wife"

Original Song Title:

"It's A Hard-Knock Life"

Original Performer:

From Broadway show,

Parody Song Title:

"It's A Knocked Up Wife"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's a knocked up wife...
It's a knocked up wife...

It's a knocked up wife for me
It's a knocked up wife I see

Stead'a money,
I get kids
My finance is
On the skids..
It's a knocked up wife!

Seventeen, last time I checked
'Nother comin' I suspect
Birth control, I buy those pills

But I think her bottle spills!
It's a knocked up wife!

She blames me cuz' she says I'm always horny
I blame her cuz' she has a fertile patch
Once a day's not too much, so say the sexperts
But, darn those eggs, they always seem to hatch..

Couldn't she have a headache, or get sleepy?
Do the laundry or dishes in the sink?
I must go get vasectomy for peepee
Before these tax deductions make me turn to drink..
Ohhh.. ohhh

A big belly wife! (a big belly wife)
Occupies my life! (no no no no no)
All this family strife! (all this family strife)
It's a knocked up wife!

Santa Claus, one guy I fear
It's the bankrupt time of year..

Need more bedrooms, all are full
Where's "Extreme Home Remod-ul"?

It's a knocked up wife, once more
It's a knocked up wife, for shore..
We have just too many kids
Home looks like an orphanage

It's a knocked up wife,
It's a knocked up wife,
It's a knocked up wife!!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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McKludge - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
The other Annie's Song :-)
Nice forced rhyme on full/Remod-ul. 555
alvin - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment fave of the day
AFW - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, McKludge, and alvin
UnKnownVotress - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . It's best that I refrain from any comment , Sir . . . .
Guy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I've been knocked to strife - reading this... You as some others on this subject that I've known that I have commented on have indeed had a few offspring before fully recognising what causes them. Take the tax deduction and be glad. Love it absolutely, Farce. May you have 5 times five your seed.

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