-> "It's A Knocked Up Wife"
Original Song Title:
"It's A Hard-Knock Life"
Original Performer:
From Broadway show,
Parody Song Title:
"It's A Knocked Up Wife"
The Lyrics
It's a knocked up wife...
It's a knocked up wife...
It's a knocked up wife for me
It's a knocked up wife I see
Stead'a money,
I get kids
My finance is
On the skids..
It's a knocked up wife!
Seventeen, last time I checked
'Nother comin' I suspect
Birth control, I buy those pills
But I think her bottle spills!
It's a knocked up wife!
She blames me cuz' she says I'm always horny
I blame her cuz' she has a fertile patch
Once a day's not too much, so say the sexperts
But, darn those eggs, they always seem to hatch..
Couldn't she have a headache, or get sleepy?
Do the laundry or dishes in the sink?
I must go get vasectomy for peepee
Before these tax deductions make me turn to drink..
Ohhh.. ohhh
A big belly wife! (a big belly wife)
Occupies my life! (no no no no no)
All this family strife! (all this family strife)
It's a knocked up wife!
Santa Claus, one guy I fear
It's the bankrupt time of year..
Need more bedrooms, all are full
Where's "Extreme Home Remod-ul"?
It's a knocked up wife, once more
It's a knocked up wife, for shore..
We have just too many kids
Home looks like an orphanage
It's a knocked up wife,
It's a knocked up wife,
It's a knocked up wife!!
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