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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Schiff's Neighborhood"

Original Song Title:

"Won't You Be My Neighbor?"

Original Performer:

Fred Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Schiff's Neighborhood"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

Happy Thanksgiving! Don't forget the impeach cobbler.
It’s about freakin’ time we impeached the crook
A freakin’ great time for impeachment
Would you vote “Aye”?
Could you vote “Aye”?

It’s a peachy keen day to delete the freak
A peach of a day for de-freaking
Would you vote “Aye”?
Could you vote “Aye”?

It is clear the president wanted to get quid pro quo
And this is only one of his high crimes of which we know, so

Let’s pull the plug on this hideous slug
Bury him right in the hole he has dug
Would you vote “Aye”?
Could you vote “Aye”?
Won’t you please impeach him?

Won’t you please,
Won’t you please,
Please just exterminate him?

Copyright © 2019 by Chris Caillouet. All rights reserved.

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2Eagle - December 03, 2019 - Report this comment
That's my neighborhood - Burbank! Schiff is my neighbor.

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