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Song Parodies -> "Something Stupid"

Original Song Title:

"Something Stupid"

Original Performer:

Frank & Nancy Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Something Stupid"

Parody Written by:

Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Ah, poor FG: getting her first tastes of the Unabomb from the envious and resentful, which we'd rather not cite. TT, long accustomed to such pettiness, joins her in ignoring or shredding jealous, anonymous cowards. Video here.

Perfecting ev'ry line and spending hours of our time
Until it's pleasing to see
And if we dare to take a chance, will no one take a glance?
Should we appeasing them, be?

And afterwards, we pop into our private little space
And see a Five or two
But then some jerk'll spoil it all by saying something stupid
About Dub-yew!

We can see it in your Fives, that you apprise and realize --
-- Our words delight: we score
But sometimes get a whine or two, folks green or blue
They've never seen such write before

We've racked us, ev'ry way: our minds; forever mine wordplay
Your sake: convening, we two
But IQ, 58: comments demeaning; berate
A sig unknown: no "Who"

The slime will bite; the flame, fume; Skills? Instead he starts to shred
This troll, he writes askew
He thinks that he can foil it all by saying something stupid
Strike and drub you

[interlude -- petulant whines from petty minds, sounding somewhat like a kazoo choir from the zoo mire]

To rhyme so right gives great gloom; still unread; he mars from dread
A lowly blight: a Two
You really think you soil it all by saying something stupid?
Bah! We snub you!

You grub, you!
Songs: flub, you!
Can't sub, too!

[fade, as the anonymous cowards fade into oblivion. (a small town in Bolivia)]
We scrub you...

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Timmy1000 - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Agree with the sentiment and well written on this one.
John Barry - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
"Fun Writes" got a double cretin, I see.
Tommy Turtle - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Timmy1000: Thanks much for v/c.

John Barry: Alas, they'll always be among us, as they have been when TT wrote this song as a noob of less than two months (March 06):

We take it as a compliment, considering the source. ;-) ... and it increases the page hits heh heh. Thanks for v/c and support, John -- I know you too have been the cretins' target many times.
Johnny D - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Great pacing and natural flow.
blackjack21 - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Stupid is as stupid does. 555
TT - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Johnny D: Coming from a Master of pacing, 'tis high praise indeed! Thanks for v/c.

blackjack21: Not stupidly said at all. Rather well said, actually. :-D ... thanks for v/c.
Fiddlegirl - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Timmy1000, JB, and Johnny D! :D

@ BJ21: Comments are like a box of chocolates... ;) (And as my granny used to say, "You cain't fix stupid!")
TJC - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job guys with several runs of really clever wordin' n' rhymin... but I'm still confused--which one of you plays 'Nancy'?
Tommy Turtle - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC: Thanks for the v/c, and in answer to your question: Uh... the mammal with the mammaries? :-D

('sides, you know TT always speaks Frankly.)
alvin - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
something stupendous
Tommy Turtle - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
alvin: thanks (lol!)

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