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Song Parodies -> "Penis"
Original Song Title:
"Venus"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frankie Avalon
Parody Song Title:
"Penis"
Parody Written by:
G. R. Broski
The Lyrics
Hey penis oh penis
Penis if you will
Get hard
Cause I just took a big blue pill
You see because I am on a fourth date
And wanted to mate
With her
Penis if you can
Please show her that I'm still a virile man
I'm hoping that your throbbing status stays
To roll around the hay
With her
(Chorus)
Penis
Now that I've turned 63
I use you only to pee
Why did my li-bi-do flee?
Penis with pill power
I'll stay erect
For up to 4 full hours
I only need ten minutes
Of your time
So I can ring some chimes
With her
(Chorus)
Penis if you might
Help me to get
A home run here tonight
But now that you have reached
Your lustful climb
It is now long past my bedtime
Yeow penis ouch penis
Hope you'll go limp soon
Penis if you will
Get hard
Cause I just took a big blue pill
You see because I am on a fourth date
And wanted to mate
With her
Penis if you can
Please show her that I'm still a virile man
I'm hoping that your throbbing status stays
To roll around the hay
With her
(Chorus)
Penis
Now that I've turned 63
I use you only to pee
Why did my li-bi-do flee?
Penis with pill power
I'll stay erect
For up to 4 full hours
I only need ten minutes
Of your time
So I can ring some chimes
With her
(Chorus)
Penis if you might
Help me to get
A home run here tonight
But now that you have reached
Your lustful climb
It is now long past my bedtime
Yeow penis ouch penis
Hope you'll go limp soon
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