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Song Parodies -> "Asparagus/ Let Us All Dine In"

Original Song Title:

"Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In"

Original Performer:

Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Asparagus/ Let Us All Dine In"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Now, an aparagus parody
When the food is cooking at the house
And everyone's still at the bar
And food is boiling in the pan, yeah
Then they all come home in their cars
Then we as always serve a plate of asparagus
Plate of asparagus

In the pan it is boiling
Waiting for people to start the eating
In the house there's a stirring session
Then they come home in starvation
Even with hallucinations
They'll come to this asparagus station

Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we'll all dine here

Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we'll all dine here

Let us all dine, let us all dine in, we'll all dine here

Yeah, let's dine, c'mon
Enjoy the asparagus we cooked for long
C'mon let's dine in
Set up the table, and we'll dine in
For the spears, we will all dine in
Come on, enjoy what we're eatin
So, come on, let's see what we're enjoyin'
Let's eat away
Come on, let's enjoy and dine in

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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 4   1
 5   1

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Guy - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You can bet your as-paragus I liked this one.
Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Jack - you've got a good knack for pacing. 5's

I wrote one for Aquarius, too:
Adagio - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job...this one is fun to do, eh?
Rick D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Dang. Now I have to wait on mine. Different idea though. 555
Jack Wilson - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy : LOL, good one, thanks! Johnny : Thanks, I guess I do have a knack for pacing, and Ive read that Aquarius parody before I love it! Adagio : Thanks, yes it was fun to do Rick D : Thanks, cant wait to see yours :D Was it to the same song? or was it about asparagus to another song?
Rick D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
No, I was going for drug abuse and rock star death, but for some reason, I was having trouble with the funny part. May not finish unless I come up with at least one joke.
Jack Wilson - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah I see
Peregrin - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hi Jack! Good one! Merry and I also did Aquarius! Check it out:
Mr. X - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey this was pretty good! However, I notice that in some places you misspelled asparagus by transposing the 's' and the 'p'; other than that, it was really good.
Paul Robinson - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack W - Nice job, 5-5-5. I was on my way up North when you posted this one originally.

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