-> "Jesus Please Save Us"
Original Song Title:
"Viva Las Vegas"
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus Please Save Us"
My Christ said he's gonna steal my soul
Gonna shield my soul from fire
Pot o'gold, wads of money, gems and pretty things yearned
Won't earn flight wings desired
Break a vow and crack commandments, sinner beware
There's a black hell hole, red devil - I swear
Kneel at the cross level, say your best prayer
Sweet Jesus ! Please Save Us -- Jesus ! Please Save Us
God, I wish to be reborn, don't want anymore doubts the other way
Believin' that we might be forlorn, we shouldn't keep a-goin' astray
Followed rat-pack, old joker, insolent fools
Lost fortunes gettin' sauced on gamblin' stools
Laughed while breakin' hearts, forsaking love's rules
Jesus ! Please Save Us -- Jesus ! Please Save Us
Meek Rock of Ages shocked the Zion nation
Brought forth a New Testamentation
That taught his Popes how to reign !
Glorious pages, turnin' haze into sunshine
Assurin' faith is the lifeline
Those who've read it once, are walkin' around Born Again !
God blessin' everyone they're greetin' under the Sun
Drivin' cars that are wearin' Fish signs
To hang out with folk alike and other church members
Fillin' pews at Gospel times
They're gonna sing out every hymn they got
Guiding light, he's Johnny on the spot
Aimin' sights toward Heaven, they're takin' there shots, sir
Jesus ! Please Save Us -- Jesus ! Please Save Us ! Jesus ! Please Save Us !
Jesus ! Jesus ! He Saves Us
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