Song Parodies -> Chocolate Jesus
| Original Song Title: | "Plastic Jesus" |
| Original Performer: | Ed Rush and George Cromarty |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chocolate Jesus" |
| Parody Written by: | Luci Pfurr |
Chocolate Jesus
by Luci Pfurr
I sure hope it rains and freezes
Cuz I got a chocolate Jesus
Melting on the dashboard of my car
He's all runny now and gooey
Sure looked good when he was chewy
Wipe him up before he goes too far
He's no longer anatomical
He was Studley now he's comical
Running down the dashboard of my car
If the sun keeps on shining
He'll disappear into the lining
Wipe him up before he ruins my car
You can buy a sweet Madonna
Pure milk chocolate, nothin' on her
Nothing but a thin hard candy shell
You can try her pink or tanned
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
She's the only Virgin Chocolate bar we sell
by Luci Pfurr
I sure hope it rains and freezes
Cuz I got a chocolate Jesus
Melting on the dashboard of my car
He's all runny now and gooey
Sure looked good when he was chewy
Wipe him up before he goes too far
He's no longer anatomical
He was Studley now he's comical
Running down the dashboard of my car
If the sun keeps on shining
He'll disappear into the lining
Wipe him up before he ruins my car
You can buy a sweet Madonna
Pure milk chocolate, nothin' on her
Nothing but a thin hard candy shell
You can try her pink or tanned
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
She's the only Virgin Chocolate bar we sell
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Sweet and light, like chocolate!
Funny!!
Meh...If you were reffering to someone OTHER THAN JESUS, it would be funny--but there's nothing funny about making fun of the Savior.
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