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Song Parodies -> "Stuff Grows ('tween My Rosemary's Toes)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"

Original Performer:

Edison Lighthouse

Parody Song Title:

"Stuff Grows ('tween My Rosemary's Toes)"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

make-up's kinda runny
her clothes smell sorta funny
her hair resembles shubbery
oh, and stuff grows 'tween my rosemary's toes
her odor seems gross...to me

one eye's kinda lazy
it roams around like crazy
i don't know how the hell she sees
oh, and stuff grows 'tween my rosemary's toes
her odor seems gross...to me

there's something about my sweet valentine
that is rather bovine
but she don't put away...HAY !
that girlie's really stinkin' like hell
what a god-awful smell
but i can't stay away

wanna be her fella
so guess i'll have to smell her
she's worse than a chimpanzee
oh, and stuff grows 'tween my rosemary's toes
her odor seems gross...to me

there's two things her odor's bringing to mind
they are cabbage and swine
in a state of decay...HEY !
so if she bathes, you really can't tell
she's got funk that repels
yes, it drives folks away

rank as a gorilla
yes, her B.O.'s a killer
and she's got her share of fleas
oh, and stuff grows 'tween my rosemary's toes
her odor seems gross...to me

it keeps growing till her nails turn green
her odor seems gross to me
she's so fetid, i'm bound to regret it
her odor seems gross to me

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious, alvin! Rosemary's scabies.
Arwen - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee! 5s, Alvin!
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh, the fragrance of Fine Corinthian Feces! 5's
Dee Range - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely hilarious, alvin. 5's because that's as high as it goes
MasonR - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, 555's on the gross scale! But the title and musty spirit bears a striking resemblance to one I did a while back... http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/edisonlighthouse2.shtml
Stuart McArthur - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
LOVE the title - and some classic lines, esp: "there's something about my sweet valentine - that is rather bovine" - good one - 555
alvin rhodes - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all, for taking a look and wife says to tell everyone that she smells fine...and she does...and her name ain't rosemary, either.. i'm off to look at your song, mason
Paul Robinson - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
wonderful job, alvin...and I'm glad wife is not rosemary, here...as I'm sure you are, too...
alvin rhodes - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks paul....yep, i'm a stickler for clean tootsies, by gum
Michael Pacholek - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin... Alvin... ALVIN! Rosemary stinks, but this parody is sweet! John: That was a terrible pun. Why the hell did you say that? Johnny: I think I like you better when you talk about sex. Leave the excremental references to Malcolm.

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