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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Brett Fracket"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"
Original Performer:
Earll Scruggs
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Brett Fracket"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
Come listen to my story about a kid named Brett
A poor engineer couldn't pay his Bay sublet
And then one day, had to maneuver round some poo
When up jumped a thought, "Maybe try something new"
Oil, perhaps .... Frack gold .. Odessa Tea
Well the first thing you know, ol Brett is thinking clear
Old friends say, "Brett, move on back to here."
They said, "California's done lost its sanity"
So he loaded up the Ford and went back to Midland Lee
Texas, that is .... drilling boom, tonky bars
THE PERMIAN BAY-BILLY!!
Well now its time to say goodby
To the Bay and all its sin
We would like to thank you proggs
For creating a loony bin
You"re all advised to pack your bags
And move your ass to flee
To dodge the next mutation
Of its mass insanity
Demtarded, that is
Squat a spell
Pinch a stool out
Y'all shoot up now, ya hear
(This has been a CML PARODIZATION!!*)
A poor engineer couldn't pay his Bay sublet
And then one day, had to maneuver round some poo
When up jumped a thought, "Maybe try something new"
Oil, perhaps .... Frack gold .. Odessa Tea
Well the first thing you know, ol Brett is thinking clear
Old friends say, "Brett, move on back to here."
They said, "California's done lost its sanity"
So he loaded up the Ford and went back to Midland Lee
Texas, that is .... drilling boom, tonky bars
THE PERMIAN BAY-BILLY!!
Well now its time to say goodby
To the Bay and all its sin
We would like to thank you proggs
For creating a loony bin
You"re all advised to pack your bags
And move your ass to flee
To dodge the next mutation
Of its mass insanity
Demtarded, that is
Squat a spell
Pinch a stool out
Y'all shoot up now, ya hear
(This has been a CML PARODIZATION!!*)
*A few seconds after "The Beverly Hillbillies" show ended, you'd hear the Ellie Mae character call out, "This has been a Filmways (the production company) PRESENTATION!
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