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Song Parodies -> "I Only Want to be With Ewes"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Want to be With You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"I Only Want to be With Ewes"

Parody Written by:

Sheep Trick

The Lyrics

Well, I spent several years in psychotherapy
To try to beat a fetish twisted as can be.
No matter how I tried, I could not keep
Myself from fantasizing about female sheep.
It's twisted but it's true
I only want to be with ewes

I got a wild and wooly shear sheep thrill untold
Each and every time my ram entered the fold.
Till I found myself in a legal jam.
It seems there's no such thing as "silence of the lambs".
Got fired from the petting zoo.
Cuz I got caught being with ewes.

Some high official at the ASPCA
Said we'll let you go free if you vow to mend your ways.

Well that was something easier to say than do.
I woke up every morning feeling sad and blue.
I convinced myself 'twould do no harm
To take a little walk past Old MacDonalds farm.
The man was not amused
When he caught me being with ewes.
My arrest made headline news.
And now I cannot be with ewes.

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Red Ant - September 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this the song Hootie and the Blowfish did? Funny.
carol - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
naughty but funny 555
Michael Pacholek - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's a new idea: Don Gibson and Ray Charles' "I Can't Stop Loving Ewe... It's ewes-less, to say..."
Sheep Trick - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Red Ant, I have no idea if Hootie and the Blowfish did this tune. Michael, not only have I thought of a sheep fancier paorody to that OS, but I have a whole albumn worth of titles as yet undeveloped. I-I-I-I-I will always love ew-ew-es. Getting to know ewes...
Michael Pacholek - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Wool that circle be unbroken, baa and baa, lord, baa and baa?

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