gotta say i find preachers fun
and when the father would visit, i'd call him "hon"
and when he bent to pray, i started gawkin'
i would follow him where he's a-walkin'
at his home, i started a-stalkin'
i'm attracted to such guys
lord knows, to my surprise

the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust

bein' catholic ain't always easy
no cinch to be sanctified
when he started a-preachin' to me
i start to notice how his robe fit so tight
at mass, i'd notice that he's lookin' so right
and i dream of him, alone at night

the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust

one night last september
lord, i took him by surprise
stole a kiss from the man on the sly
told that dude that he looked fine
told that priest if he'd be mine
no one in the church need know it
i told him he could reap and sow it

the only thing that could ever please me
was the buns of a preacher man
this altar boy wishes he would seize me
dig the buns on that preacher man
i'm in lust...in lust...oh, so in lust