Parody Song Lyrics Brainerd Diarrhea

I’ve got bad diarrhea
My bum explodes regularly
I'm so p*ssed about Brainerd
That condition I’ve got

Got Brainerd Diarrhea
(Slick sh*t slip)
Got Brainerd Diarrhea
(My butt’s chapped)
Hate Brainerd Diarrhea

I'm so mad at my colon
My colon irritates me
I'm so mad about my colon
It really ticks me off

Brainerd Diarrhea has no cure
Treatment, possibly nil
My condition, disgusting
Named for a town in Minn-e-sota

That Brainerd, she’s got Brainerd

That stuff called Kaopectate®
Is never ever gonna work
That stuff called Pepto-Bismol®
That too never works

Got Brainerd Diarrhea
(Slick sh*t slip)
Got Brainerd Diarrhea
(My butt’s chapped)
Hate Brainerd Diarrhea

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AFW - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

this kind of runny is not funny...but good to make light of...and bring attn to..

Andria - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW. I think I got it at a party back in college, a lot of other people including my late sister had similar symptoms. It comes and goes, and it's not pleasant when it's active.

Mark Scotti - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm spilling out fives, for this poopercise!

Joe Siebert - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

At first I wasn't going to look at this, but when I saw your introductory note, I decided to read it. Sorry about your disease. I gave it 5s because it was well paced and you describe your situation nicely.

TJC - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Fine recounting of your ills, Mal' lady! Sounds tiring...

Christie Marie M - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

As I've mentioned in your previous poo parody, very creative with toilet humor! Having diarrhea sucks. All the same, I'd rather have that than vomiting! Brainerd is also common in the Philippines as well because of the food they eat. I remembered when I was there and I hated it! Well actually, it turned out I had amebiasis. Great parody! Flushing you 5's!

2Eagle - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment

You poor thing. 5 for sympathy, 5 for hope and 5 for humor.

Andria - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks Mark, lol, thanks Joe, I'm glad you decided to read it after all. thanks TJC, it really sucks, especially when I'm up all night sitting on the john or when I can't find a public restroom, thanks Christie, the Philippines is definitely a hot spot for gastrointestinal bugs, and thanks, 2Eagle. It's great to see you back again, and thanks for the sympathy. And here's a warning: Don't eat or drink anything made with unpasteurized dairy products. You might end up with the Brainerd Diarrhea like me.

Tommy Turd-le - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Aside from raw milk, untreated water also seems to be a cause. It does seem to resolve eventually, although surely seems an eternity. Not a doctor, so use at your own risk, but perhaps known immune-boosting agents would help: Echinacea, mega-C (10,000 mg/day), and the Japanese pickled umeboshi plum. DISCLAIMER: Consult your physician before embarking on any supplementation program. GL. ... and sorry about the nick-pun :)

Andria - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, TT. I might try those.

alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment

poopin' out fives for ya

Andria - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Alvin, lol.

The Silent One - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Givin' 5s for you because it is good and because you don't lose humor even in situation like that.

Andria - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Silent One. I rarely tend to lose humor in ANY situation, and the parody was indeed good, hence the seven votes of all 5s before you came along.

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Original Song Title:	"Mellow Yellow"
Original Performer:	Donovan

Parody Song Title:	"Brainerd Diarrhea"
Parody Written by:	Andria

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"Mellow Yellow"

Donovan

"Brainerd Diarrhea"

Andria

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