-> "Ann Coulter; An Unreasonable, Shrill Bitch"
Original Song Title:
"Season of the Witch" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ann Coulter; An Unreasonable, Shrill Bitch"
Channel surfing this evening
Nothing int'rests me
See this blonde chick; quite skinny
She's slurring many people with glee
She seems strange - deranged
I sit there staring at this bitch
Her tone is strident and high-pitched
Built like a broom-stick of a witch
An unreasonable, shrill bitch
A strange and deranged crazy bitch, yeah
I hear this garbage makes her rich
When I listen to Ann Coulter
I find myself quite peeved
I lay stretched back on my sofa
Sad sigh I do heave
Ann is strange
She's sure strange
A crazy, strange-assed, silly bitch
Delivering slander with no hitch
Insane, shrill lunatic's now rich
No way to reason with that bitch
You cannot reason with that bitch, no
She's in a very prof'table niche
Nonsense emitting from that bitch
Has skinny ass and shows her tits
Her nasty spewing's made her rich
Some folks are pleased by this rude witch
Some folks believe the crap she spits
Or try to look up her dress slit
I don't know...
Watching; resentment does grow
She sure does annoy me
Man, that nasty witch is thin, though
Turning sideways; bitch can't be seen
Ann won't change
Don't folks get tired of her schtick?
The ven'mous slander she does pitch
Outrageous lies; flat-out bull-shit
Why people watch this crazy bitch
Insane and nasty; she's the pits, yeah
Maybe they watch to see her tits
Must be so...
Think that's so...
[instrumental out to end]
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