-> "The Philanderer"
Original Song Title:
"The Wanderer"
Parody Song Title:
"The Philanderer"
The Lyrics
Oh well I'm the type of guy who enjoys it "going down"
Where sleazy girls are well, that's where I'll be found
I wine 'em and I dine 'em 'cause that's all part of the game
I bang 'em and forget 'em, cuz' I don't wanna' know their name
They call me Philanderer, yeah, The Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around
Oh well there's Jo-Ann on my left and there's Bonnie on my right
And Katie is the girl, I'll be sleeping with tonight
And when she asks me if I wanna be her guest
I tear open her shirt I got my both hands on her breasts
'Cause I'm a Philanderer, yeah a Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around
Oh well I'm roamin' around downtown
I see your wife? I'll stop and stare
Cuz' I'm as horny as a hound
If she's two-hundred-fifty pounds, well I really don't care
Yeah, I'm the type of guy that likes to sleep around
I'm never in one bed, I'm known all over town
And when I find myself looking for a whirl
In the back seat of my car you'll find me riding on some girl
'Cause I'm a Philanderer, yeah a Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around
Oh yeah I am just a guy that likes to whore around
I like her on my face, or maybe gagged and bound
And when I find myself a-goin' home with some girl
I hop right into that bed of hers and ride her till I hurl
'Cause I'm a Philanderer, yeah a Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around
'Cause I'm a Philanderer, yeah a Philanderer
I sleep around, around, around, around, around, around.......
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