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Song Parodies -> "Speed Waiter"

Original Song Title:

"Speed Racer Themesong"

Parody Song Title:

"Speed Waiter"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

Whew! it's been a long time since I've last written! in fact, not since last year! and my first parody of the new year, is a short one requested by Rob. about the "Speed Waiter" delivery service, and the hassle that may, or may not, go with it! Please Enjoy!
why'd I go,
work for Speed Waiter?
it is #$!! on my wheels
it's a bother, and I'm always gettin' yelled at by someone

the frikkin' road is closed, I'd better make a right
I'm stuck in traffic, with a bloke who wants to fight

although the odds are against me,
'cause it's just 15 to 2
with any luck, this cop won't,
see me speed through

Go, Speed Waiter,
Go, Speed Waiter,
Go, Speed Waiter, Go!

I'm up and flying, with a large order, hard to keep track
he placed his order, but referred to it as "a light snack"
who the #3!! is this Jonathan?!

Go, Speed Waiter,
Go, Speed Waiter,
Go, Speed Waiter, Go!
for the record, I'm not sure if "Speed Waiter" even delivers to my area, or not. but if they did, I'd likely drive them crazy!
thanks for reading!

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Don - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
funny. It delivers. 5s!
Rob Arndt - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Wow! That WAS speedy! 555!
annimal - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Too fast for me to leave a comm
Jonathan - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks Guys!
Ben - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Good one! 5s. I used to watch Speed when I was a kid. Nothing beat the Mammoth Car below
http://speedrally.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/speed_racer_mammoth_car_angle.jpg
Larry Hensley - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
I used to watch the later short-lived '90s Speed Racer as a kid. This was funny
woody allen - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
well okey
Rob Arndt - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Actually Ben, the GRX beat the Mammoth Car!
Jonathan - January 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Guys! and Larry, I'll admit I've never seen the '90s Speed Racer, but I love the theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAXleTwGcG8&spfreload=10
Rob Arndt - January 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, what was your favorite "Speed Racer" car from the original series?
Rob Arndt - January 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Btw, I thought the GRX would do 469 mph, but didn't understand as a kid it was 469 kph! That's 291.423 mph!!!
Ben - January 08, 2017 - Report this comment
IIRC, the Mammoth Car was over 600 feet long and had many engines giving it 35,000 hp and a speed of 500 mph on any surface! Although it wasn't strictly a car but a colossal vehicle, it still is my favorite after the Mach 5.
Jonathan - January 08, 2017 - Report this comment
to be honest, I haven't watched Speed Racer in some time, I probably should! from what I remember, I liked the good ol' Mach 5! I also liked the Melange, but I also just enjoyed the heck out of it's episode! one of my favorites!
Kenny - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Racer X had a modified T-180.
KEITH - May 22, 2017 - Report this comment
As one of the owners of SpeedWaiter, I have to admit I love this song!

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