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Song Parodies -> "Petticoat SPECTRE"

Original Song Title:

"Petticoat Junction"

Original Performer:

Curt Massey

Parody Song Title:

"Petticoat SPECTRE"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Come join the criminals who are bigger than the rest, here at SPECTRE
A bunch of global fiends bent on world conquest, here at SPECTRE
Hidden lairs, they got
Evil more than Pol Pot

[snare drum solo]

There's the schemin' Blofeld, he's our biggest heel, here at SPECTRE
With a deli done up in stainless steel, here at SPECTRE *
And that's Number One, pettin' kitties just for fun, here at SPECTRE

Petticoooooat SPECTRE!

(whooooo, whooooo)

* You have to have seen the pre-titles sequence of FOR YOUR EYES ONLY to get this reference.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Carr me Rennie - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
You a-make me a-raff, Porfre
Rob Arndt - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done again, Porfle-555! Love FYEO, probably the second-best Roger Moore Bond film after Live and Let Die! And who can forget that poster ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! My favorite Roger Moore Bonds are THE SPY WHO LOVED ME and MOONRAKER. Unfortunately in the Moores they couldn't legally use the names SPECTRE or Blofeld (he goes unnamed in FYEO) due to legal wrangles with Kevin McClory over THUNDERBALL.
CallmeLennie - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I do believe we are the only two to ever do Petticoat Junction, Porf. Hey, let's make like JAB and Rob and do hundreds of iterations. What do yo think?
Glen S - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Good references in here Porf. Enjoyed it.
Porfle Popnecker - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Glen--Thanks! Lennie--sounds doable.

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