-> "Feelin' Like Bill is Gonna Send Me Off to Die in Bosnia Blues"
Original Song Title:
"Feel Like I'm Fixing to Die Rag Blues"
Parody Song Title:
"Feelin' Like Bill is Gonna Send Me Off to Die in Bosnia Blues"
I dodged the draft, I didn't inhale
now come on boys don't you me fail
I didn't read my history
so you're gonna get blown to eternity!
Why should I care if the bodies mount, the polls are all that count!
and its 1 2 3 what are we fightin' for
why should I give a damn
I'm not in Vietnam
and its 5 6 7 open up the pearly gates
while I unzip my fly...whoopee youre all gonna die!!!!
Milosevic said "Bill, hell no!"
I ain't giving up Kosovo...
Gotta make sure the economy grows
Airlift some bodybags, go man go!!!
I think I won't inhale a joint, while Carville's out running point!
And its 1 2 3 I couldn't beat Saddam!
Got myself in a Jam...
No integrity worth a damn...
and its 5 6 7 open up the history books
No matter if they call you a crook, its all in how you look!!
Come on folks, don't treat me ill..
Y'all can trust ol' Mr. Bill...
Its true your kids can't write or read...
But I'll teach them how to die and bleed...
And if I haven't killed enough before I'll pass it to Al Gore!!
And its 1 2 3 what are we fightin' for..
we're spat on thats for sure....
Nuke secrets out the door...
and its 5 6 7 its for posterity
You'll have to wonder, with some spin control, what they will think of me...
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