-> "Stake Him In the Heart, He'll Die Rag"
Original Song Title:
"Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag"
Parody Song Title:
"Stake Him In the Heart, He'll Die Rag"
Gimme a D!
Gimme an I!
Gimme a C!
Gimme a K!
What's that spell?
How's that smell?
Who's from Hell?
Tries to sound like a big strong man
"Uncle Dick" is a pussy vam-
pire, got us into a terrible jam
Over yonder in "Iraqnam"
He toted books, his deferment won
The coward never wielded a gun
Now he drums, fumes, screams for us to stay at war
Where was he in Vietnam?
Always lies, Nixon redux, a new Watergate
He sucksthe treasury dry
And worse, this vampire won't die
Dick's in his coffer, countin' cash
The no-bid contracts are comin' fast
A flag-draped coffin serves as his bed
All during the day cuz Dick's one of the undead
He oughta be workin' for the mob
Bloodsucking bagman for a con job
Down to Wall Street Dick'll go
When George pretends to run the show
Plenty oil money to be made
By startin' a war that's a charade
The neocon cowards just love to bomb
In a place where we don't belong
The mother' blusters about Iraq
A yellow streak runs right down his back
The perpetrator of "Plamegate"
A pussy traitor, once Saddam's mate
To eliminate this pox
Gotta stake him when he's in his box
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