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Song Parodies -> "Stake Him In the Heart, He'll Die Rag"

Original Song Title:

"Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag"

Original Performer:

Country Joe and the Fish

Parody Song Title:

"Stake Him In the Heart, He'll Die Rag"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

Gimme a D!
(D!)
Gimme an I!
(I!)
Gimme a C!
(C!)
Gimme a K!
(K!)

What's that spell?
(Dick!)
How's that smell?
(Sick!)
Who's from Hell?
(Dick!)
Who's yellow?
(Dick!)

Tries to sound like a big strong man
"Uncle Dick" is a pussy vam-
pire, got us into a terrible jam
Over yonder in "Iraqnam"
He toted books, his deferment won
The coward never wielded a gun

(chorus)
Now he drums, fumes, screams for us to stay at war
Where was he in Vietnam?
Other-priorities man
Always lies, Nixon redux, a new Watergate
He sucksthe treasury dry
And worse, this vampire won't die

Dick's in his coffer, countin' cash
The no-bid contracts are comin' fast
A flag-draped coffin serves as his bed
All during the day cuz Dick's one of the undead
He oughta be workin' for the mob
Bloodsucking bagman for a con job

(chorus)

Down to Wall Street Dick'll go
When George pretends to run the show
Plenty oil money to be made
By startin' a war that's a charade
The neocon cowards just love to bomb
In a place where we don't belong

(chorus)

The mother' blusters about Iraq
A yellow streak runs right down his back
The perpetrator of "Plamegate"
A pussy traitor, once Saddam's mate
To eliminate this pox
Gotta stake him when he's in his box

(chorus)

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Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Must... elect... Dems... to Congress... in '06... impeach... convict... remove... both... "I, Nancy D'Alesandro Pelosi, do solemnly swear..."
Lurker - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Violet = brainless ultra-liberal moron

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