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Song Parodies -> "Taking Up Space"

Original Song Title:

"Walking in Space"

Original Performer:

Cast of "Hair"

Parody Song Title:

"Taking Up Space"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Bon bons
Cake rolls
Bear claws

Creme pie
Twelve layers

My booty (my booty)
My booty
My booty (my booty)
My booty

My booty is taking up space
My butt leaves its imprint
On things place to place

Floating, bouncing
Bloating, flouncing

Flouncing from my house to Sizzler
Bouncing from Sizzler to Schlotzky's

On a lunchbreak
At the fourth street Arby's
Total inhalation
My intention

My butt is as grand as Amsterdam
I feel my buns, attaining tons

Fat back
Big round
Blubba lubba
Lard storage
Junky trunk
Food fight
Bite bite
Bite bite

My patootie can be viewed
From outer space
Woe to you if I were to
Sit on your face

How can mere pants contain these buttocks
This pair of dancing monster ham hocks

Morning will break before
I'm done with suppertime
People mistake me for
The Goodyear Blimp sometimes

With this mouth
I won a pie-eating contest
With this butt
I once knocked over Mount Ev'rest

Taking up space
I am an extra-wide load
This booty of mine
Has an area code
My mouth is open
My hands are gropin'
My booty widens
And truly frightens
Wide wide wide!

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brightCAP - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
>You made great substitutions for the original lyrics! And when you kept bits from the original, they worked really well for your situation (example: wide, wide, wide!) >Favorite line: I feel my buns, attaining tons
Porfle Popnecker - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! This has been one of my favorite songs ever since I first saw the movie version of "Hair."
Agrimorfee - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
You and I have a similar bent for tackling "difficult" songs, and this is no exception. This would be so hilarious if it were staged with a buncha bandana-headed Broadway hippies with pillows stuffed in their tie-died T-shirts and Nehru jackets!
Porfle Popnecker - August 16, 2012 - Report this comment
They could change it from "Hair" to "Flab"!
Mark Scotti - August 17, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555 pounda of laughs! Goes well with my "wide ways:
Porfle Popnecker - August 17, 2012 - Report this comment
That could be my theme song.
Matthias - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Since we're all pimping our own tunes with this one I have to say that this would excellent on an album with my "I Just Flattened A Scale With My Fat Ass":
Porfle Popnecker - August 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Pimping own tunes welcomed, as long as you tell me how great I am first!
bobpiecheese - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Kind of a basic "I'm so fat, lololol" parody, but effective nonetheless. 555
Abbott Skelding - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work! I really like the subs you put in there...555 more servings!
Blaydeman - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Creative sub, funny lines. Just tons of fun!
Porfle Popnecker - August 24, 2012 - Report this comment
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