Cheese whiz, good on your fries
Cheese whiz, try it on your pot pies
It's unhealthy but it's what you want
At least give it a try, ooh

Cheese whiz, is all the joy
Cheese whiz, much better than soy
It tastes real nice, it's paradise
It also makes a great toy

Seven eleven knows how much
We love that yummy stuff so
Vegans sing of the fat it brings
My belly fat may grow and grow

But... cheese whiz, it's so good on fries
Cheese whiz, no need to deny
They'll tell me what I should eat
They'll say eat carrots and beets
But all I wanna eat is...
Cheese whiz!