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Song Parodies -> "Ralphie"

Original Song Title:

"Alfie"

Original Performer:

Burt Bacharach

Parody Song Title:

"Ralphie"

Parody Written by:

slg12

The Lyrics

About Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons, one of my fave cartoon characters ever! He cracks me up soooo much!!
What’s it all about, Ralphie?
Is it just for the moment that you choo-choo-choose?
What’s it all about when you pick your nose, Ralphie?
Was Lisa someone you were meant to lose?
Or are we meant to win?
And if winners never fail English, Ralphie
Then I guess anything’s unpossible to do
And if life belongs only to those who are learnding, Ralphie
Are you learnding why it is that people run from you?
As sure as I believe those berries taste like burning, Ralphie
I know there’s something much more
Something that even Ned Flanders might believe in
I believe you’ll be a principal, Ralphie
Or if not, you’ll just be a caterpillar, Ralphie
Until you find the Wiggle Puppy you’ve missed, you’re nothing, Ralphie
When you walk, let the leprechaun lead the way, Ralphie
And he’ll tell you to burn things any day, Ralphie…Ralphie

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Ralph Wiggum - July 26, 2021 - Report this comment
...and when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
2Eagle - July 27, 2021 - Report this comment
Your performance as George Washington was right on.

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