-> "Dave's Food Is The Worst"
Original Song Title:
"For What It's Worth" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dave's Food Is The Worst"
[ominous guitar intro]
My thumb got bit in a pie
Listen up and I'll tell you why
Let Dave Crosby cook for us guys
Was a huge mistake, was not wise
'Cause my thumb got bit
in Crosby's pie
Cooked while blackbirds still alive
Shoulda known something's wrong
But that night
I really was stoned
Young said, "Hey, Steve try some pie"
So I stuck my thumb in; it got bit
and I whined
Yeah, I said "Ow"
I got bit and then I howled
Left me squealing like a beast
I said "OW, Damn; those birds aren't deceased"
Bit my thumb
and then caused me to whine
Crosby just stood there and he smiled
Dude, stay alert
those birds bite and it sure hurts"
That annoyed me, yeah, I freaked
I was so riled up, man, I shrieked
"What the f*ck is with you now, Dave?"
Then Crosby smiled
said, "Man, you should chill out", I raved
"This better stop
stop this now"
"Don't have a cow"
Blew my top
yelled real loud
"Crosby, your cooking's really foul
you can't hold it down
I guarantee you'll frown
[out to fade]
toss it out
throw it out..."
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