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Song Parodies -> "Operation Desert Storm"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Operation Desert Storm"

The Lyrics

No doubt you are all aware of the plan in Iraq that allows surgeons to 'practise' their
skills by giving soldiers plastic surgery. Kudos to Johnny D, who was first to
leap on this goldmine of humour.
She was ashamed to come out of the bunker,
As there weren't Privates gawping at she.
She was afraid that, out of ten, they'd flunk her,
So she did blame being just cup-size C.
(No free wars, tell the troops now what she bought.)

It was t***y-nipping, peaky-tweaking jello-poking hot procedure.
That she bought with the tax dimes we pay.
With tummy-tucking, boulder-bulging military bods indulging.
Now from the bunker she strutted out: HEY!
(Her peeps saw, quickly found the surgeon's door.)

He was ashamed to try out manual gr**in'
Cuz no pre-w**king swelling would occur.
He operated, filled out his new roping.
And so he stood at attention once more.
(Who pees sore? His new p**** rose and roared.)

It was a hip new 'gripping', weenie-preening. Bill awoke and got a greeting.
That was bought with the tax dimes we pay.
A t***e-stretching, s*****m-loadin' ph***s packing lots, so potent.
Oh he did sp*** it and flaunt it all day.
(Two, three, four, sticky mounds all gel the floor.)

Now he's afraid to come out of the bunker.
For this soldier's a he. Operate?
Now he's a lady, son now is a daughter.
And the war's issues seem obsolete.
(Who's she? Woah! Haven't seen that babe before!)

It was a nip n' snippin', loppin' choppin' fellow-to-a-lassy op, man.
That was bought with the tax dimes we pay.
A trainee-trainin', marine-cleaning dollar-taking plot of scheming.
So Ugly Bunker is now called Watch Bay.

(From no c*** into a w***er.)
(From no tanktop to dropped jaws.)
(From a son to a daughter.)
This Operation Desert Storm.


Which 'words' had to be censored into w***s?:
'tipsy','groanin','peplos','taste','striatum','phasms','spoon','corn' and 'winner'.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 18

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Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Luke, you have a great suture, er, I mean, future ahead of you as a parody writer!
John Barry - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Laughed my liposuctioned ass off.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks JD, I only wish I could say the same for you. That's a new one, JB: 'ROFLMLAO'.
Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Huh? Me brain in stupid-mode this afternoon, Luke, me no get joke! I voted you 5-5-5 for this parody, it's excellent --- and by "future" I meant now-and-going-forward, but I apologize if it came across as sounding like "not yet but maybe someday", that was NOT my intent! :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Sarcasm am diificult in deciphering from text it is. I read your comment in the former tone and retorted in the latter to allude to 'yesteryear but no longer' so it's really my pathetic attempt of humour that should be to blame for this awkward faux pas. So I, in true Pom-sychophant style, 'apologi-S-e'.
Bizarro-World Johnny D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Me get joke now! That am funny! Have three more 5's just for fun! ;-D ;-D ;-D
Ashkicksass - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my hell, Jakey. This is AWESOME! So so so funny! And the little guide at the bottom cracked me up. I felt like such an idiot because I didn't know what some of your censored words were. So I laughed REALLY hard when I saw the key. Bravo!
(inottarB ekuL) gnihplaR A ekaJ dlroW-orraziB - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Prince-nice-ass... would you like to know the actual censored words or is it best left up to your own sordid imagination to decipher? As for DJ, to quote Ronald Weasely: "You're a little scaree sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scaree.
Meriadoc - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This was hilarious!
Rick D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I would have liked this one better if you'd just cleaned it up rather than having the gaps for the dirty words. Well done once you get past that.
Johnny "Back From The Bizarro World" D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) It am still funny parody! Oops, me supposed to be BACK from Bizarro World, why me talk still in silly Bizarro talk? It no matter, parody still am good!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
She needs to sort out her prioritays! (crap! Stuck in Ron Weasley-quote mode!)
The Invincible - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice parody, although I am morally opposed to plastic surgery. (Wow, I'm morally opposed to everything) Have some fives anyway.
Adagio - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) 5's hehehe
Agrimorfee - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)It was hard to translate the astrisked words, but this was a great idea cleverly executed to its extremes--and a nice satirical edge. I loved your excellent word twists in the choruses (which were different each time, always a plus for me) 555
Phil Alexander - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very, very funny :-)
Peregrin - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Luke, you are very strange, but I like that! Well done!
Claude Prez - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Delightful; esp. liked "who pees sore"
Jeff Reuben - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
abc--Missed the news story, but great song!
Meriadoc - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) You got it! This had me laughing all the way through (both times).
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Please take a complimentary implant at the door on your way out.
martha - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny....its such a strange story

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