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Song Parodies -> "More Vegan Ham"
Original Song Title:
"Norwegian Wood"
Original Performer:
Beatles, The
Parody Song Title:
"More Vegan Ham"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
I once met a girl
Or should I say, she once fed me
She made a meal
Based on a sham, called Vegan Ham
She asked me to sit
And she told me to start anytime
So I took a fork
And began picking through the pink slime
I tasted a chunk
Stomach rebuked, wanted to puke
She served me for two
I had to cram, more Vegan Ham
She said it was naturally-flavored
This make believe meat
I tried to pretend that I savored
What tasted like feet
And when I was done
Up it was thrown, chunks they were blown
So I power-barfed
Filling her pram, with Vegan Ham
Or should I say, she once fed me
She made a meal
Based on a sham, called Vegan Ham
She asked me to sit
And she told me to start anytime
So I took a fork
And began picking through the pink slime
I tasted a chunk
Stomach rebuked, wanted to puke
She served me for two
I had to cram, more Vegan Ham
She said it was naturally-flavored
This make believe meat
I tried to pretend that I savored
What tasted like feet
And when I was done
Up it was thrown, chunks they were blown
So I power-barfed
Filling her pram, with Vegan Ham
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I take it this was based on experience? Lots of nice lines.. one might say a quornucopia :-)
My dad once made vegan ham and I agree it was by far one of the worst things I ever ate. Some vegan foods are okay... You know like vegetables! But otherwise keep it the hell away! Welcome back! Hope you can join us back in the competitions! Come check out Artistry 2
Gotta ham it to ya, this was great- 555!!!
Thanks, guys! I appreciate the comments. BTW, the third line is supposed to be "She made ME a meal", not just "She made a meal."
Porfle, stop hamming it up! 5s
In Illinois they don't settle for this fake food. They demand the real Effingham.
I ham what i ham
Ihambic porktameter.
Ham-tastic!
Al HAM du lilah ......... thalatha HAM-zas (Arabic for three fives; seriously, Pork-fle, it is)
Hey Porfle, any ideas with Spam?!?
the only thing you were missing perhaps was her reaction to your reaction. That then would have been perfect. She picked up a mop, Gave me a bop, hit me on top! Yes, she hit me good, cause I spewed her food, With Norwegian wood. Ow. It really hurt too. A high quality mop it was...
Best parody ever! My sister in law is a Vegan. In her face! The stuff they eat ain't fit for hogs!!!
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