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Song Parodies -> "Star Wars VII: Questions Arise"

Original Song Title:

"Stars On '45"

Original Performer:

Beatles Medley

Parody Song Title:

"Star Wars VII: Questions Arise"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Up for the challenge!
Spoiler fiasco, still questions abound
New trilogy starting with Abrams at the helm
But don't, don't, don't, don't, don't ever question
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't ever let
The multitude of questions flood your mind
Like "What's it all about?"
Remember the saga clout
A family affair with fights, that's right!

4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3,... Now 7!
New beginnings after 30 years later BBY
Need to find
Who is Rey and her fate with Kylo Ren and his
hate?

Side story with Finn. a 'trooper so low
Works sanitation
Deployed with Captain Phasma's Elite
Now how did that happen?

Helped Poe escape in a T.I.E. that got free
Hit, crashed on Jukka... apparently
Poe disappeared, his body unseen
But appears unscathed in a Black T-70
No explanations, no scars
Black Leader came far
How was he rescued by Resistance at large?
Finn perplexed, BB too!

Listen, do you want to know a secret?
Han Solo can't tell
Rey can fly Falcon and do it so well
Closer, let me whisper in your ear
A spoiler that you'd like to hear
She's a relative too... who knew?

Kylo Ren has lots to say
Looking like Vader, his Grandfather, in black and grey
And he's headed Rey's way
Inside her an awakening, where does it come from?
Can you work it out?
'Force is strong in her" no doubt!

BB-8 plays a big part too
More than even beloved R2-D2
But, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Who programmed him that way?

General Hux in demand, big planet gun, under Snoke's command

But beware of the girl
The Force of her will
Jedi mind tricks mixed with light saber skills

Thrown into the battle, into the fray
Got Luke's light saber, wasn't that lost (with his hand) on a catwalk you say?
She's got it by her side, we'll just let that slide
We'll let it slide because we simply don't care!

Was Captain Phasma set free?
Don't know, not ever seen
Same for Ren and Hux
Planet exploding, they had such good luck?
Details declined, and that's fine
Episode VIII they'll show up!

Star Wars fan just love appeal
Even if the story lacks details
Han and Leia, ever married?
Yes, they gave it a try
Lost a son to the Dark Side, Luke's training failed
So now Skywalker hasn't been found
A map is a key, piece inside BB
R2-D2 powered down, but comes alive with glee
It all fits, you see?
(So why didn't the Resistance detect that critical piece of info earlier?)

Same situation with a new type of Death Star
A hybrid/cannon thing
With a much more powerful reach
No problem, same weakness is found
This time inside, but it's gonna go down
(Apparently defense is still lacking in construction details)

In the end there are lots of survivors
Rey is up to task
But a key character is a goner
You want to know, but don't ask
No matter if it's right or wrong
The storyline must move along!

It's not too hard to figure out
Someone old who held some clout
A bummer, but worth the tickets
Some sadness lingers, some fans do pout!

It's been a long time
But the hardcore fans won't mind
Space saga cash cow
Merchandised all their lives
Nothing new this time
Just a few tricks to surprise
Few twists, few mistakes
Galaxy far, far away
And yet the Force is strong
Keeps the Dark Side at bay!

Still questions arise that toy with our minds
What's it all about?
Get some answers ... over time
Kylo and Ren? No reply... as yet!

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