(Boo)
Slop on walls.
(Hoo)
Staining my carpet.
(Boo)
Gosh, he peed.
(Hoo)
Didn't use the toilet.
(Boo)
Bawling tantrum.
(Hoo)
This horrid kid is restive, terror just keeps goin'.
(Flustered little kid)
He's raging.
(Such a delinquent)
We don't condone.
(Busted brittle bits)
Pesters!
(Master Hissy Fit)

I faint when-I see my young child's door torn.
Faint when-I see fresh dung
(Poo!)
On my new doona.
(Boo)
Bawling tantrum.
(Hoo)
This horrid kid is restive, terror just keeps goin'.
(Flustered little kid)
Crazy.
(Such a delinquent)
We don't condone.
(Busted brittle bits)
WAAAAAH!
(Master Hissy Fit)

Cries about no gifts and crawls to his mummy.
Then bawls a-spitting infinite dummies.
On his high horse- come off it!
Terror keeps goin'.
(Pester, pester, pester, pester)
He's raging.
(Cross now, cross now, cross now, cross now)
We don't condone.
(Flustered little kid)
WAAAAAH!
(Such a delinquent)

[Instrumental break(ing of fine china whilst screeching childishly)]

(Boo)
Smashed dishes.
(Hoo)
Heater is running.
(Boo)
This messed cot,
(Hoo)
You think it's funny?
(Boo)
Toddler plugging the loo...
(Poo)
Oh me!
This livid melee, it just keeps goin'.
(Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!)
He's raging.
(Me! Me! Me! Me!)
Ripped and moo-dy.
(Restive, flustered little kid.)
Terror keeps goin'. OW!
(Such a delinquent)

R-E-S-T-I-V-E
Child pouts as he screams at me.
R-E-S-T-I-V-E
Day care? The PD?

No!
(Sockets fuming, pockets oozing,
Rockets zooming, f***ing gloomy!)
This kid is restive.
(Soccer-booting, Rocker-hooting,
Boxer-looting, lots of brooding!)
Pure rage.
(Busted brittle bits)
This kid is restive.
(Master Hissy Fit)
Tyke is riled.
(Flustered little kid)
Creeps like lion.
(Such a delinquent)
He's running out of fuel.
(Busted brittle bits)
But tries strained crying.
(Master Hissy Fit)

(Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!) Terror keeps goin'.
(Re, Re, Re, Restive)
But then I cave in.
(Restive, flustered little kid)
And wipe the house clean.
(Such a delinquent)
I've got to live.
(Just until he splits)
With this terror teen.
(Must get rid of it!)