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Song Parodies -> "Go Pet Me, Ease My Morning Wood"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Animals

Parody Song Title:

"Go Pet Me, Ease My Morning Wood"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Maybe, use a helping hand to wow
It’s daytime, I seem a little sad
But won’t you show that we can still thrive, amaze and be changin’
Just string along, you’ll squeal you’re glad

I’m just a troll with some tensions that stood
Reward, squeeze, go pet me, ease my morning wood

You go and try, maybe, a slow chablis
Use a toy and start to ride
And then climb my dreams, pat, sprawl, I’m in no hurry
And bend your mound, agree another ride

I’m just a troll with some tensions that stood
Reward, squeeze, go pet me, ease my morning wood

Don’t try steam wedgie, or flaunt your big toe
Chat or contravene to fake a shout or two
Fife is a throbbin’ and I fret my flair
Your pats will bring my lever scene in view

Cause I’m shoving’ Oh,

Oh, oh, oh, baby – Oh too slow, I’m fumin’
I’m in knots, like in a lather, gone
Sometimes I grind my swell or I’m jetting
With mulish grin, transmittal – skimpy thing is done

But, I’m just a troll with some tensions that stood
Reward, squeeze, go pet me, ease my morning wood

Yes,I’m just a troll with some tensions that stood
Reward, squeeze, go pet me, ease my morning wood

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Jonathan - February 18, 2016 - Report this comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4 5's
Alex Aerni - February 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Elvis Costello, who happens to be my favorite musical artist of all time, is one of the many artists who has covered this song. His version appears on his 1986 album "The Costello Show: King Of America." You should check it out.

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