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Song Parodies -> "Lifeboat"

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Written by Laurence O'Keef and Kevin Murphy

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Parody Written by:

Alex Branusz

The Lyrics

This Parody is supposed to be in a Heathers au made by TiniestLifeboat123. Her au is a genderbent Heathers au. The characters include Vincent Sawyer, Jacelyn Dean, Hunter Chandler, Hunter Duke, Hunter McNamara, Kate Kelly, Rae Sweeney, Martin Dunnstock, Benji Finn, etc. In this au, Hunter McNamara is gay, and I believe that Duke and Chandler are bisexual. Either way, this Parody is from McNamara's viewpoint and it's about his sexuality and how he's targeted and violated for it.
I float in a boat
In a raging black ocean
I can't be with the others
I'm cold and alone
The tiniest lifeboat
With the thoughts I can't show

I can't talk to any more people
They're in that boat right there
They point and they jeer
They'll spread rumors, than go
The tiniest lifeboat
With the thoughts that got shown

Everyone's laughing
I'm forced into hiding
I was hung before people
Who watch as I cry!
If I look at his body
Or I comment too boldly
They'll burn me until my soul dies!

I'm collapsing to nothing
I see their captain pointing
Well, who made him captain?
They don't know what I know
Their captain's just like me
He has secrets to show
Chandler's just like me
He loves Vincent, I know

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